Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED

Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...

by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016

sangria'd

when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn't strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. "oopsey!" then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria'd all day. You'll know when you have reached sangria'd level when the 5 gallon jug is empty, you profess your dying will when tubing on the lake, and 2 year olds are entertaining you with knee-slapping gestures and requests for grapes.

TODAY. Sangria'd. Turning to your roommate and only being able to say " I feel GREAT." Or when a simple sneeze makes you re-balance as to not fall on your ass.

by Kim Leee September 7, 2010

Ghetto Sangria

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing red wine and Coke.

I'm drinking ghetto sangria.

by tigger2tfn June 29, 2016

sangriable

The point at which a person becomes highly open or agreeable after drinking copious amounts of sangria.

It may also refer to your perception of them at this point as well if you have been keeping up glass by glass. In this sense, it's close to the same effect as beer goggles.

YOU: "Wow, it may just be all of the Sangria I've had to drink, but I think you are super sweet!"
ME: "Thanks, but I think you're just being sangriable."
YOU: "No, you're hot."
ME: "I'll drink to that!"

by reallypedantic June 6, 2010

Sangria Hair

When a woman's hair, especially the bangs area, becomes messy and wavy after partying hard in a club or bar (like Sangria Bar @ Redondo Beach).

"Man, my hair looks like crap, i must have Sangria Hair!"

by JamieB4 January 1, 2009

sangria in the sukkah

Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.

Ross's favorite Jewish holiday ritual was having sangria in the sukkah.

by Puntmuffer October 2, 2017

Sangria Wine

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

by ptfxix October 8, 2018