Samson

Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019

Sausome

Sausome is derived from the words Saucy and Awesome. When combined you get Sausome. It means something is beyond Awesome. If you are sausome - you are rocking the party.

Jim arrived at the party in his new outfit and he looked sausome.

by CMO_HB January 15, 2009

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Simsom

Made by world renowned philosopher Sean Yacoub. Meaning, Baby cute; squishy; adorable

“Awww cray cray you’re so simsom I wanna squish you”

by AbuSean667 May 30, 2022

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

by PGH15213 September 11, 2013

savanna samson

hot fuckin porn star with big ass titties

i wanna titty fuck savanna samson

by Tom Layden August 10, 2007

Tijuana Samsonite

Using black garbage bags as luggage

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim

by pointswhore July 30, 2018