samer

v.
1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.

1. "Shit! I just got Samer'd"
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.

by Simon Lee March 19, 2005

samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

samer

An emalgimation of "Same here"

"I'm really hungry"
"samer"

by Gordon Cunningham September 14, 2008

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019

Samer

A fucking hot tall ugly nigger

He's is a samer

by 21 savageeee April 6, 2017

Samer

Someone who completely ruins the mood of a funny moment. Someone who has no common sense at all.

"*Says dumb comment*"
"Dude you just ruined it"
"Yeah you kinda pulled a samer right there"

by youcrazy107 November 9, 2011