samad
A male which produces an excessive amount of semen and has an abnormally large penis with minor deformities
samad by Factualsubmitter December 4, 2022
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Samad Bilal
One of the greatest people alive, the most handsome, the most caring and the most loving. He wants the best for those he's close to and while he may not have a big brain, he has a big heart. He's the most humble and he most certainly did not write this out himself.
Samad Bilal by ChickenTikka22 November 14, 2020
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saraf samad
another word for slayyy. someone who is literally the funniest mf you'll ever know. u can either go her way or the highway. there's no in between. she has zero game going on in the romance department and has 2 friends. 99.99% chance she'll end up as an old cat lady. 100% bts army stan.
saraf samad by realsrfsmd November 21, 2023
THE SALAD GLOVE®
(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
Saad
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad double nollie laser flipped that 99,999.00001231 Stair out of a gold plated military jet at 696969.0425 million feet elevation. Then he got the gun away from a black dude while on his skateboard.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Saad by The Mafia child 🔫🔫 December 7, 2021
salad shootin'
When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013