samad

A male which produces an excessive amount of semen and has an abnormally large penis with minor deformities

I wish i had rizz like samad

by Factualsubmitter December 4, 2022

Samad Bilal

One of the greatest people alive, the most handsome, the most caring and the most loving. He wants the best for those he's close to and while he may not have a big brain, he has a big heart. He's the most humble and he most certainly did not write this out himself.

That guy Alex is a great guy, he's truly a Samad Bilal!

by ChickenTikka22 November 14, 2020

Abd samad

Your father he fucks ur mom everyday at 12 and you can suck his dick.

Hey, is that Abd samad fucking ur mom?

by L9irch November 21, 2021

saraf samad

another word for slayyy. someone who is literally the funniest mf you'll ever know. u can either go her way or the highway. there's no in between. she has zero game going on in the romance department and has 2 friends. 99.99% chance she'll end up as an old cat lady. 100% bts army stan.

oh my god, she's so funny. she's like the saraf samad of our group!!!

by realsrfsmd November 21, 2023

THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Saad

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad double nollie laser flipped that 99,999.00001231 Stair out of a gold plated military jet at 696969.0425 million feet elevation. Then he got the gun away from a black dude while on his skateboard.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

by The Mafia child 🔫🔫 December 7, 2021

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013