Saltine

A very angry white person

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015

saltinator

Someone, who deliberately tries to make you salty.

Dude, John is such a saltinator, he can't stand it when I am emotionally balanced.

by RicsiRL June 28, 2015

Saltined

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

by saltiney February 21, 2011

saltinity

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.

I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.

by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008

Saltin

Usually pronounced "saltain" saltin is (or was intended to be) a replacement for "joanin".

Jack: "Damn bro yo' outfit trash and yo' feet stank"
You: " Oh you saltin huh?" *makes a witty comeback*

by ThaSlumpyyK.I.D. February 19, 2018