Sadsturbate

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

Sadfap

The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.

My imaginary girlfriend died last night so I sadfapped till' the morrow.

by ThePowerBauer April 22, 2014

SAWFT

A phrase used by a tag team in WWE. (Enzo and Big Cass)

"My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that! And this right here, this is Big Cass and he's 7 foot tall and you can't teach that! And this right here, this is Carmella and she's hot as hell and you can't teach that! Bada boom! Realest guys in the room! How ya doin!" - "There's only one word to describe you and I'm gonna.... SPELL it out for you! S-A-W-F-T.... Sawft!"

by KingFrosty December 27, 2016

smdftb

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

Sadturbate

Masturbating while sad

My girlfriend broke up with me today. I sadturbated three times.

by Tubbyfatty October 19, 2014

Sadfishing

The act of posting depressing content about yourself unprompted in hopes you'll get pity and attention.

The comment section of any Psych2Go video is full of people sadfishing.

by LalalaAndy January 31, 2022

Sarft

a person who is a coward or weak or a person that says something but doesn't actually do it and does not keep to there word. lacking in the courage to do things.

yo bro, u should go talk to yourcrush
I cant bro what if she says no
don't be sarft bro just do it

by YPI August 27, 2023