Sockboarding

(Noun) The act of masturbation utilizing a sock or women's panyhose.

"Man, I have to do laundry. All of my socks are tarnished from sockboarding."

by Thecore March 9, 2010

Sackard

Adj. One who drinks (alcohol) to bagpipe music.

Jim: "Hey! Listen to this dope bagpipe rock song I found!"
Pam: "oh I love bagpipe rock! It makes me want to drink, like a beer or scotch"
Jim: What a sackard.

by LadyCuriosity December 29, 2021

sacktard

Expressing anger through name calling, combining the words sack and bastard. Sack, representing testicle and tard, a short term for bastard.

That guy acted like a total sacktard!

by tanthewamen June 20, 2019

Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.

Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.

Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!

by chodrais November 29, 2010

sackhead

a person who is acting stupid, trying to be funny, or a wanna-be

Bob, was being such a sackhead, that everyone left the party

by ashanakwa December 30, 2009

scarbeard

Someone who covers his circumcision scar by growing a beard, because he is such a prick his circumcision scar is along his jawline.

I liked some of the games SJG published, until I found out the guy who runs it is a scarbeard.

by contrarian demon August 2, 2011