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Hector Salamanca

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by a-b-c-d-e-f-g April 23, 2022
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Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
by Guy what August 21, 2020
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sacramende

A fictitious location for a fake debate club semi-final match; Usually used to conceal ones involvement in the entertainment industry
She’s with her debate club, and they’re on their way to Sacramende for the semifinals.
by Robert Dondo June 14, 2006
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ryuji sakamoto

I wish there was a romantic route for ryuji sakamoto in persona 5
by GetRAItintothenews May 1, 2018
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Black Salami

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
by johnhomone April 7, 2015
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salamence

The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.
I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.
by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016
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Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run
by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011
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