S.A.F.U.

An old school army term, short for 'Situation All Fucked Up'. It is meant to be said fast, like in combat or radio chat; -pronounced as one word; sah'fuu

Officer: Whats happening out there?
Soldier: S.A.F.U. sir!

by Michail June 11, 2006

S.A.F.K

Socially Awkward Fat Kid

that fuctard over there is such a S.A.F.K

by the sarcastic zebra December 31, 2010

S.A.F.T.

Singular Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversation with only one attractive female at a time.

I'm S.A.F.T.-ing with Nicole right now.

See M.A.F.T.

by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011

A.S.A.F.P.

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

N.S.A.F.

No Strings Attached Fuck. See Fuck Buddy or Friends with Benefits

I am looking for a N.S.A.F. with a F.W.B.

by Tadster August 10, 2006

T.F.S.A.F.B

Stands for two faced stupid ass fucking bitch.

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 8, 2019

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022