It's my pleasure 

When you are have done something for someone but inside you need that.

I need $65 for the new game, but my girlfriend is asking me for that for shopping and you gave it, she says thank you, you say "It's My Pleasure".

It's my pleasure by Parzival16 November 17, 2019

That's my pocket 

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

That's my pocket by Schmekel September 1, 2010

What’s my purpose? 

A lyric so prominent in the song “what’s my purpose” by spuds.

What’s my purpose? Is it in the booth or jorking peanurs.

What’s my purpose? by MohammedAbdallah73 February 13, 2025

Where's my poker? 

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

Where's my poker? by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

Where’s My Phone?

One of the best songs on Mitski’s album "Nothing’s About to Happen To Me."

Yo bro do you know about Where’s My Phone?
Yes bro

Where’s My Phone? by KAIDYN_WEE March 13, 2026

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

Guess What's In My Pants by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

And that's how my parents met by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009