Martin's Monthly

A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.

Martin: I AM FUMING!!!!!!

Everyone: There goes Martin's Monthly!

by immchuck May 9, 2021

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OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

by AFC3 April 30, 2011

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paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage August 17, 2006

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Ed's money

Ed's money is defined as the technical term for inheritance.

Man, I so broke, and your old bird pegged it, so I know you can hit me up with Ed's money.

My old man is so cross. I had to run at wooden spoon speed to get away from him. Don't think I'm gettin' any Ed's money now.

by taxiservice July 16, 2010

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nobody's money

a previous experience that is so awe inspiring and surreal it is beyond any monetary value

That rave was like nobody's money.

by Case Barden July 22, 2006

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It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .

"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"

by kingbuck October 5, 2018

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