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Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
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Ryan Johnson

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody
by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019
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Ryan James Fassetta

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.
Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)
by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010
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ryan ji

Means "little king" in Irish.
He's a boy who you can't miss. A Ryan Ji is a asshole and pervy, but also a treasure. He's usually very smart and funny. He's an ass when he's concentrated or annoyed, but in the end you'll love him. A Ryan Ji has great humor. He's adorable when he wants attention from a girl he likes.

If ur reading this, (u prob won't know me, but) I like you:)💕
Girl 1- shoot. I just missed my chance with a Ryan Ji

Girl 2- Ooo.. Ryan Ji is a once in a life time chance..
by Mingyu May 7, 2017
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ryan jung

david: is that ryan jung?
gavin: yeah dude i saw his penis at the pool and it was really big
Ryan jung: whats up dingdongs
by ilovedavid29 May 13, 2020
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Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly
ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!
by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009
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Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy
"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"
by ryanslover69_420 June 3, 2018
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