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Oh, Moses, smell the roses

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!
by Genku July 29, 2003
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doghouse roses

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.
Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."
by lexiphanic February 20, 2010
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Box of Roses

When one dude gives another dude a friendly hand-job as a form of thank you or kudos. This is not a sexual act by any means, more just a pleasnt gesture - similar to the tradition of giving of a box of Roses chocolates.
Nige: Bish helped me move house today, so I gave him a Box of Roses as a thank you.

Rusty: What a fantastic and totally non gay way of saying thank you! I bet Bish felt appreciated.
by SharpMonkey June 19, 2009
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rxseboy

A great artist admired by many people
Me: hey heard of rxseboy?
Joe: no who is that
Me: HE'S A DOPE SINGER YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM
by The Incognito Tab February 11, 2020
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bring roses

American English Street Slang.

A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.

When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."

Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:

Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.

Example 2:

I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.

Example 3:

Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
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Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'
Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'
by PlipandPlop April 28, 2007
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Shooting roses

False compliments paid to a girl (or guy) in order to woo them.
Guy:"You've got to be a parking ticket because you've got the word FINE written all over you."

Girl: "Aww, you're just shooting roses."

Proceed to coitus.
by Cognizes October 4, 2008
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