Ruud Van Nistelroy

this is spelled wrong

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy

by andrew December 25, 2004

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Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

by Lauren December 12, 2003

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Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

by Anonymous Gooner April 07, 2005

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Ruud gullit

Alternative term for throat or windpipe

“That beer was lovely, flew straight down the ruud gullit with ease.”

by Sam Hulme April 12, 2024

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Ruud girl

A bad ass UK street girl, all sugar and spice until you look down at her, then she'll shag you, tell your wife and rob your parents and if you front her up, she'll likely stab you!
Other than that she's a total sweetpea

I met this huni Saturday night but she bled my cash, sniffed my gear and then got off with Ryan just to get a cab home, then she nicked his wallet, absolute ruud girl I tell you!!

by Bad Dad June 22, 2024

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