Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

Rutter Car

A vehicle that has been broke down for more than 6 months. Meaning stuck in a rut.

My Pinto is such a Rutter Car, it hasn't worked in nearly a year.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Rutterfrog

A person who bears resembalance to a human frog

that fugly birds a right rutterfrog

by Sergio Fareel November 4, 2010

Chris Rutters Car

A slow ass white camaro that you would normally see being driven by someone’s mom.

Woah, did we just fly past Chris Rutters Car in a kia soul

by mycarsfaster March 8, 2021

Bas Rutten

A professional, Dutch fighter/bouncer and former UFC Champion who believes not in "an eye for an eye", but "two eyes for an eye". The fighter has a medley of videos portraying workout routines, bar fight tips, and more. Known for his deviant sound effects in his vidoes such as "bang, bang, bang!" and "bung!" He is alternatively known as "El Guapo".

Words of wisdom from Bas Rutten follow:

"Okay, I'm sorry...BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."

"Of course, a nice little plate. Break it, and now it's a stabbing device."

"I'm gonna bounce his head on the table ten times or something. Doon't youu evver do thiis!"

"He tried to kill me. So, I gotta return the favor."

by peppy hare July 3, 2006

rutledge

The butt end of a carrot.

“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.

by Jackson Hammer January 20, 2020