kurt russler

when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, normally with a balding head.

that bloke is such a kurt russler, he wont even tell me what is going on.

by SirMixAlot II May 18, 2008

the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.

The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR

by Donaven March 13, 2014

As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Rusger Day

Rusger Day is When The countryhuman Fandom Celebrates The Ship Rusger (Russia X Germany).

Rusger day is September 7th

Oh Lola, It’s Rusger Day! Get Wattpad out quick

Oh no, Guys it’s Rusger day......

by Forgotten_Lover August 25, 2020

Ruler

Long ass gun

That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene

by Cluis6714 October 14, 2018

jimmy rustler

Jimmy rustlers are typically people who like to bother others and "rustle their jimmies", or in other words bother the hell out of them.

Anthony: Drew is such a jimmy rustler.

Mike: I know! He needs to stop or he better say his prayers.

by gravityWire November 13, 2013

Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

by rymaxam October 26, 2017