Rushdi

Illest of the Realest & Knows Tha Real Deal.

yo this boys RUSH-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

by aSponAGE187 November 15, 2003

Rushdied

When an artist or author insults a minority purposefully in order to draw attention to his work. Must result in a death threat.

Refers to the author Salman Rushdie whose book The Satanic Verses caused a fatwah to be ordered on him by Muslim clerics. This garnered him huge attention and infamy, thereby unintentionally upping his celebrity and attention to the book.

South African artist Brett Murray totally rushdied his latest exhibition by painting a penis on a picture of South African president Jacob Zuma.

by DanniDiana November 5, 2012

salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

salman rushdie

Geordie rhyming slang for cushty. Usually used with a swearword for emphasis.

Geordie 1: wahay, I just found a tenner, let's go buy some meths.
Peter Andre: Salman fucking Rushdie!

Salman Rushdie! Bardy belter!

by stu-rob-billy-bob November 8, 2008

rushdhaan

Rushdhaans would always have an answer to anything. Almost like a 100 year old library. Like most smart asses, they’re quite cocky too, He’ll usually find a chance to push around whoever is close to him and annoy them to death. They have hopes of recreating 9/11 for research purposes so its better if you dont ask any rushdhaan about their religious standpoint. They usually have brown skin with straight hair, sometimes short in height.

Dude: Do you know what’s the answer to question A?
Dude 2: No dude but ask Rushdhaan he finished the assignment yesterday.

by Rex009 November 23, 2021

Salamander Rushdie

A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.

Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.

Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023