Rueben

Hot and genourus but lazy good and nice to woman he’s the kind of guy that will treat you right great at sport especially Gaelic football a messer in school never does homework but pulls all the ladies

Rueben that’s him so sexy

by Your soul plank November 5, 2018

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

Rueben

A man who probably hasn’t had intercourse yet, opens fifa packs 1000 times a day on his mums credit card and has a strange obsession with Sergio Aguero

Person A “I’m still a virgin and I’m just sat here opening packs”

Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”

Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”

Person B “hi Rueben

by ooga booga 629 May 27, 2020

Rueben

My babyyy
Rueben is my one and only and is mine forever xx

Rueben <3

by Dxdger November 22, 2021

Rueben

Don’t mess with Rueben they’re deadly

Rueben is someone who you do not want to mess with

by ArtisticCat October 18, 2022

Rueben Barr

A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe

Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late

Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet

Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth

Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it

Gabe: please more daddy

Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch

Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr

by Mr_linguine August 26, 2019

Rueben Sandwich

When a black girl in germany gets sandwiched by two asian guys while she has a yeast infection.

Isnt that the black chic who got a rueben sandwich when she went to Germany last year?

by I <3 kraut September 22, 2009