Roxbury

you know your from roxbury when..
-theres a swimming pool on the third floor
-the one subsitute you ask for is mr. kelly
-you walk down the halls and smelling like rotten eggs from somthing that exploded in a lab
-the old lockers pretty much dont lock
-you know who were referring to when we say kid rock
-the band/choir room was made bigger, but yet theres classes with 30 people
-you know senora and join her class randomly
-teens hang out at mcdonalds
-tuesday night is free movie night and car show at the roxbury mall
-legs spread faster than rumors
-fuddruckers is the place to hang in the winter
-you've ran across route 10 for taco bell
-half the high schoolers work at shop rite
-the toliets over flow
-and an e-coli scare
-you only get service someplaces and you know where
-every one loves bruce
-lots of girls are orange
-our rivals are randolph
-eighth grade girls are sluts, just wait till high school it all changes
-theres always drama
-and there not all rich
-theres always that one house that people hang out at
-everyones got their own clicks
-juniors get to park on righter
-everyone has a feeling the art teacher was a hippie
-only the ugly girls get in trouble for what they wear
-vitamin water labels are all over note books along with five gum
-you get kicked off computers when your on youtube
-ledgewood dunkin dounuts is where out of school kids hang out with their cars
-football games is where its at
-when it rains theres nothing to do
-woods parties
-everyone knows when you did something with someone
-the elevator gets stuck
-everyone still calls it K2
-landing and hopatcong kids work at pathmark
-you've walked to the mall in the rain
-you've walked the rail road tracks
by Roxbury New Jersey August 15, 2008
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Roxbury

A small rich, suburban town in Morris County New Jersey. Basically filled with hundreds of white kids that don't know how to spend their parents money...so they buy stupid shit like big ass sun glasses, and every garment for either Hollister, or Abercrombie possible. If they don't spend their money on these things it will most likely be spent on weed, or liquor. The band is awesome and the choir is even better,despite how good that band is people still deny being a peart of it.
"I went to Roxbury to see that movie."

"I went to the Roxbury diner after the dance."

"I went to the white castle in Roxbury."

"I went bowling a circle lanes in Roxbury."

"Wow she's such a stupid whore, she must be from Roxbury."
by heyma March 22, 2006
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Roxbury

The name of a well known Bar / House in the small town of Brockport, NY. Usually known for frat parties it was once a bar back in the early 1970's. Currently the Fraternity of Delta Sigma resides there.
"Hey lets go out for a night of drinking!!" "Where?" "The Roxbury, where else!!!"
by College Girl May 09, 2008
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night at the roxbury

One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Butabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey. Stars Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.
Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."
by TayNicooooo August 29, 2007
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Night At The Roxbury

One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Boutabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey.
Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

by TayNicooooo August 23, 2007
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Night at the Roxbury

When two heterosexual guys go out to a bar or club and get drunk by themselves. No women are involved in any part of this exercise. This, of course, calls into question the aforementioned heterosexuality of any such duo.
"Steve and Andrew had another Night at the Roxbury this Tuesday. That's the third time this week!"
by Mr. Wilson November 27, 2004
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roxbury latin

The One True School, Roxbury Latin is one of America's premier academic institutions. It is renowned for producing stellar scholars who display class and character as well as uncommon intelligence.
"Roxbury Latin is committed to a comprehensive philosphy of education: we seek to help our students grow and develop not just academically but morally, aesthetically, physically, and socially."
by Dwayne Johnson June 07, 2006
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