roswell

A over-commercialized incident involving UFO's allegedly occured here in 1947.
Now a Mecca of t-shirt and sticker shops every July. There is even a UFO themed McDonalds (tm) here.

Look at those lights ahead..nope, it's the new McDonalds (tm)

by Bob Packenwood August 26, 2005

Roswell

1. An incident in New Mexico in 1947 that was supposedly wreckage from a crashed flying saucer. Later explained by the government to be a weather balloon, the Roswell incident has become a holy grail of sorts for conspiracy theories and ufologists. In the 70s, "evidence" surfaced that there were bodies recovered, even though witnesses to the original incident made no mention of bodies.

2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.

1. Roswell...believe, man...

2. Like, I watched Roswell today! Isn't that alien guy a hottie?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Roswell,NM

The little town of Roswell, NM.

We have NO fun activities.

We don't get alot of new restaraunts.

Lucky to have a Starbucks.

Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D

Small town with no activities for teens.

So boring that kids have nothing to go to.

Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.

Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!

1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!

2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!

by SkaterBiebersGirl February 26, 2011

Roswell HighSchool

the most sus highschool you will ever walk into.

person 1: Man E hall bathroom got no dividers on the urinals, Roswell HighSchool sus.

person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!

by 420VapeMaster69. November 10, 2020

ROSWELL STYLE

Roswell Style, as in Jay and Silent Bob-means cool, out there, crazy shit.

The monkey from the movie is a supermnonkey. He might take over the fuckin world- Roswell Style

by Redman May 27, 2003

Roswell

To probe a human without providing any enjoyment or pleasure to them.

1: He said the sex would be great but I just felt like I was being roswelled

2: Man, I don't care what she wants. I just want to Roswell her.

3: Last time I got Roswelled it lasted 3 hours. Talk about boring.

by DiscoNuggets May 11, 2011

Dirty Roswell

A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.

Damn bro my cheeks still hurt after I got done with my Dirty Roswell in the away team locker room.

by RealDilfDontDoThat June 25, 2022