Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

by Topher89 July 28, 2008

router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.

ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?

by Big Herb November 19, 2003

Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010

Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

by DHCP_ November 2, 2006

Router Wars

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet

Wanna play some router wars?

by 99Ninety September 19, 2020

ROUTER-MAN

There Once Was a Race of GTA Player Referred to as Router MAN Legend Says Their Internet Was So Bad That They Could Teleport Anywhere Instantly to Gain The Advantage in Any Situation
They Were The First to Unlock The Teleportation Skill

Aye He A Router-Man

by Ploop2 January 20, 2022

Routerbitched

A term used when a router serving as the internet gateway for a small network spontaneously ceases to function for no apparent reason. Most common cause of inappropriate dropouts when using chat programs. See also: routerfucked

Stef writes: Sorry about that, I just got routerbitched.

I was trying to download that song, but I got routerbitched.

by jemjemjem July 30, 2008