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Roundhouse 

To curl someone up in a ball and then form them into a house.
Damn, imma Roundhouse dat mothafuka!
Roundhouse by leseshrmushrooms8 October 13, 2020

roundhouse 

one possesing unibrow and stunning, gremlin like looks.
ugh, that roundhouse needs to pluck
roundhouse by me January 2, 2004

Roundhouse 

When you beat and spin on someone’s penis
“Hey man, did you roundhouse her last night?”

Roundhouse

Traditionally, to Roundhouse is to ‘make the rounds’ of a crowded establishment (bar, restaurant, concert venue, etc.) offering handjobs to strangers.

While Roundhousing can also mean to ‘go around the house’ gratifying men in any sexual fashion, it always implies multiple partners.
Person 1: “I heard Joe fought four dudes at the concert last night.”

Person 2: “Fought? He told me he Roundhoused the last guy.”

Person 1: “My mistake! When he said he beat off four guys, I thought he meant he had to fight them, not jack them off.”

Person 2: “If Joe was fighting anything, it was the urge to drop to his knees and use his mouth instead!”

roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

roundhouse kick 

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.
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