a man who plays tuba with slicked back black hair, drinks an unhealthy amount of diet coke, acts like he doesn’t know what water is, gags at the sight of brussels sprouts and over powers the room with the scent of Irish spring soap, and always has a fat ass fan on
Someone who LOVES Shawn Mendes and non binary people. A Rossi is a helpful individual who thrives off of a viral tiktok they made months ago. A Rossi is quiet until someone mentions Shawn Mendes which in turn will result in a violent stanning session or outrage. A Rossi also partakes in the unusual acts of conversations with a Minogueous beast.