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Roshombo

A testing of one's strength. Particularly when two men square off and take turns kicking eachother in the testicles. Traditional rules dictate that the first one to fall down loses, thereby making the man who remains standing the victor. A hint to those participating: it is best to reserve the first turn for yourself.
"Hey, that burger looks pretty good. I'll roshombo you for it - and I'll go first."
by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003
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Roshambeau

A common trick to settle things. During an arguement, such as who gets the last pizza slice, one will say "Look, let's settle this. I'll Rochambeau you for it." When the other asks how one plays Roshambeau, the first says "Easy, I'll go first." The first player then kicks the other in the testicles as hard as possible while yelling "ROSHAMBEAU!" Then the guy who's balls aren't hurt runs off with the pizza and avoids the second guy while he's hurt.
"Dude, let's see who gets the last beer. I'll Roshambeau you for it."
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*
by Alchemyprime December 20, 2008
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rowshambow

The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.
In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*
by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008
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roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.
"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"
by Chris November 5, 2004
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roshambo

Origin: American revolutionary war.
After: Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur,
comte de Rochambeau (1725-1807).
As a lieutenant general, comte de Rochambeau commanded the French expeditionary army sent to help the American Revolution during 1780 to 1782. His skillful leadership and professional wisdom were vital to the American-French allied victory at Yorktown in September 1781.
Rochambeau was so skilled at kicking the British's balls in battle, that his victories were called "Rochambeau's".
His name, in corrupted spelling, became slang for any number of contests or confrontation resolved by competitive nut-kicking.
Hey! I'll roshambo (Rochambeau) you for the last beer!
( etiquette usually dictates that the challenged gets first kick .. unless he's an idiot).
by Dave the Riss January 1, 2006
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rushambo

The practice of exchanging kicks to anothers groin until one participant quits.
Student A, "I totally would hook up with Pamela." Student B, "No, I called Pamela last week." Student A, "I'll rushambo you for her."
by Sam E. M. April 6, 2007
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roshambo

paper-rock-scissors A tie breaking game or a game used to see who goes first.
I roshambo'd his ass for his williams!
by Jessse April 18, 2008
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