An ambiguous text message that could be interpreted any one of a number of ways. The ambiguity is often, but not exclusively, of a sexual nature.
This girl just sent me a total Rorshach text: "I was really excited to come tonight, but I'm feeling a little tired now."
I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.
I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.
by kingmob? August 9, 2010
Get the Rorshach Text mug.An act of aggression in which one uses the last sheet of toilet paper without replacing the roll, causing the next person that takes a shit to have to stand up and get more, effectively turning their asscheeks into a Rorschach shitblot test.
"Bro, why are you so late all the time? " "Dude, my asshole roommate keeps Rorschaching me. This morning I had to go on a mud-butt mission to find toilet paper , take a shower and basically start my whole day over." "That sucks, man. What a dick."
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I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.
by emeraldswissmiss December 9, 2010
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The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
by ssp0929 April 3, 2009
Get the Rorschachism mug.Noun: The pattern of poop marks on the inner toilet bowl that results after flushing a very large log or twomp. Due to the fleeting nature of water-submerged poop marks, a Rorshit will not retain its shape for longer than 15 minutes.
Preserve your Rorshit by taking a picture of it, and then ask your subjects what they see in the pattern (as you would with a traditional Rorschach). No matter what they say, just assume they have daddy issues.
Preserve your Rorshit by taking a picture of it, and then ask your subjects what they see in the pattern (as you would with a traditional Rorschach). No matter what they say, just assume they have daddy issues.
Dr. von Braun: So, Peter, have a look at this Rorshit pattern I created earlier. It is the result of fettucini alfredo and metamucil. Let me know what you see.
Peter: I see an empty shopping cart in an open field, with the sun in the dusk position.
Dr. von Braun: Tell me about your relationship with your father, Peter...
Peter: I see an empty shopping cart in an open field, with the sun in the dusk position.
Dr. von Braun: Tell me about your relationship with your father, Peter...
by Rorshit's Journal July 28, 2011
Get the Rorshit mug.A character from the graphic novel/movie Watchmen. He is the only time you can refer to someone has a pimp and have it be cool. He wears an ink blotted clothe as a mask, and the ink blot changes depending on his current emotion. He kills any persons breaking the law-even the petty crimes such as spraypainting, so if you try doing ANYTHING illegal under Rorschach's watch, your automaticly fucked. Think Hannibal Lecter and Batman combined and you have Rorschach. Total badass.
by Steven Hughs March 22, 2009
Get the Rorschach mug.The act of slapping a freshly ejaculated penis onto another person, typically on the forehead, leaving a splat pattern of semen in an unknown spread as in a Rorschach Ink-Blot Test.
by TheCritoris August 19, 2013
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