Rontard

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

by Pelltier July 12, 2018

Route one

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

by Josifer September 6, 2009

brown route

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

routh

Adjective meaning "extremely cool or good"

Synonyms- awesome, sweet, hot

Comes from rumors that Brandon Routh's crotch had to be digitally reduced for the film Superman Returns, so as to not distract audiences.

You have to see Tom's new car, it's totally routh.

by shempzilla June 22, 2006

Ronit

He is the quite, shy, but sweet, caring and really fun to talk to if you get to know him. He is a handsome hunk in disguise. He may seem laid back and dumb, but can be the smartest person on earth when he wants to. He's THE MOST socially skilled person and can be friends with whoever he wants to.

Random person: Oh my god Indian dudes look so fucking ugly and nerdy
Ronit's friend: Oh honey, looks like you haven't seen Ronit yet.

by UnpopularAF September 18, 2020

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

by GeeTee March 7, 2013

Route 59

The fastest way from Africa to Israel. This is a joke that Rockland County, NY residents would understand the best. Route 59 travels from an area with a lot of blacks to an area inhabited by many orthodox jews

wherever you go on route 59 its either african american or black hat

by Azzy Shloos January 27, 2009