Rumstache

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.

James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.

by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010

Ronstaxweijal

This guy right here sexy and he is HIM like some people call him himothy

That’s guys him ronstaxweijal is him asf

by Ronstaxnocapallfax March 11, 2023

rustache

A thin black line of hair under rusty's 9 or any other indian person's)nose that, when shaved off, makes th nose look 10 times longer.

Rusty shaved off his rustache, and now he just doesn't look complete.

by Kyra McCormick February 24, 2008

Robestache

A rediculous looking moustache that small peanut shaped men sometimes grow.

Oh god, he's growing another robestache.

by Peanutzzzz April 13, 2010

Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".

Your russtache is looking quite bushy!

by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

Linda Ronstadted

Passing someone at a drag strip while drag racing. AKA Blew By You--- or the song Blue Bayou

I really Linda Ronstadted that car.

by Stupid Fast Truck December 26, 2019