Roftus

Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?

by shrimp2 November 19, 2020

roftas

Rolling on floor taking a shit

"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"

by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007

roftl

Misspelling of ROTFL, Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Haha im roftl dude thats awesome... and a little drunk lol fingers won't work

by TreefrogMso January 26, 2008

Roften

A bag of shit- precisely a mix of the human, dog and cow kind, often carried in some kind of canvas tote bag.

Man 1: man you’re the actual shit
Man 2: I should be a full blown roften

by Thegingerfuck September 23, 2018

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by Cliche' dude May 1, 2010

roftards

People who can't move out of the Rain of Fire at the Grand Widow Faerlina encounter in World of Warcraft.

Stupid roftards wiped us!

by Mordi August 31, 2006

ROFTMP

Rolling On the Floor Touching My Penis

When she sexted me her picture I was ROFTMP.

by Kibosh March 29, 2009