Rocky Balboa

An act of masterbation in the shower by having one arm tugging and one arm on the wall like Rocky Balboa's one armed press up.

Dude, I had a fantastic Rocky Balboa in the shower last night.

by Chesk September 12, 2009

The Rocky Balboa

v. - to ejacualate in a girl's mouth and before she has any time to spit or swallow the semen, proceed to throw her a haymaker to the side of the face and watch the semen fly out of her mouth.

(ala the blood from a boxer's mouth when he is punched hard enough)

so she blew me last night and right after i came, i give hit that b*tch with the Rocky Balboa

by derdershortbus1 September 01, 2011

Rocky Balboa high

When one tokes oneself into a stupor much like that of rocky balboa after he endures rigorous rounds of boxing. The condition can be identified by the following symptoms: slurred speech, uncontrolled rolling of the eyes, and stroke-like facial expressions.
Veterans of this occurrence may refer to this phenomenon as "Rocky Balb" and may shout such phrases as "Cut me boss, I cant see!"

"ooohh abura behder pass huuuu bong."
"I wish you wouldnt get rocky balboa high all the time."

by marisa adanah feliciano-garcia January 07, 2009

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 03, 2017

Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.

I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.

by Poondog69 April 13, 2011

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 12, 2011

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion

Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!

by Heavy D Birmingham July 26, 2013