ranktastic

a person or object that is extremely minging or disgusting i.e fantastically rank.

Wow your face is ranktastic

by nowthenchico November 14, 2006

Rektastic

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.

Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!

by Slixter November 1, 2019

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

Rofltastic

Something that is pleasing in a greatly amusing manner. Derives from the word fantastic, meaning fantasy-like, only to exist in dreams or the imagination, and the accronym ROFL, which stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing.

person 1: Say, Pete, did you see that there's a banana hammock sale going on at the Salvation Army?
person 2: Rofltastic!

person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!

by Jackford December 12, 2008

rofltastic

Rofltastic: something that is rofl funny.

PersonA: So, What did you do last night?
PersonB: I watched that new comedy, it was rofltastic

by Mattyspatty January 3, 2008

rock-tastic

A combination of rockin and fantastic.

"That is one rock-tastic trench coat."

by The Awesome Armchair March 31, 2006