robertsons

A polite slang term for breasts popularized by Vinesauce.

-Wow she has some big robertsons.
-Show robertsons please.

by Binesauce May 31, 2018

Mark Roberts

A glorified technology teacher at Mulrennan Middle School, also know as the artist of the Speed Train album. The only way of acquiring them are either downloading the tracks online or receiving a disc copy from Mark Roberts in person.

Person A: “Are you in Mark Roberts’ LEGO club?

Person B: “Yeah”

by Mark Roberts Fan Club September 26, 2019

gary roberts

At the tender age of 42 he is the roughest player in the NHL history will drop the gloves with anyone usually with kids young enough to be his son and still kick their ass...his eyes can also pierce your soul.

Gary Roberts is so badass he lost his virginity before his dad did.

by the kuz April 15, 2008

Pat Robertson

A televangelist prick who abuses christianity to gain wealth, generally by exploiting the guilty, fearful, and or gullible people of america by ranting about how they are all going to hell if they don't send him money. It would be better for the whole world if this dude was capable of suffocating, seeing as he hasn't died from having his head shoved up his own ass.

Lee: Hi, my name's Lee.

Pat Robertson: You're going to hell! Repent, by giving me a thousand dollars.

Lee: I can't, I need that to pay for my daughter's schooling.

Pat Robertson: I guess you're going to hell then! *Bitch slaps Lee with a bible*

by Johan The Destroyer November 11, 2012

Roberta

Girls named Roberta are usually best friends with everyone , they are well known in keeping secrets and by loving everything around them. She would always want to make others laugh or make them happy if they're sad. Everyone loves to hang out with them. She is very loveable and loves to cuddle. She supports everyone in everything and she is the best mother in the world.

Roberta is my best friend, she knows all my secrets.
I told Roberta that I am gay and she gave me all her support.

by spazzzzzz August 7, 2012

Danielle Rios-Roberts

A giraffe that lives in Puerto Rico. The girafee eats top bananas. The girafee migrates to America and is a immigrant.

Did you see that Danielle Rios-Roberts she was eating?

by cakidlol July 7, 2011

Robertism

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

Join the Robertism google classroom

Google classroom code- psipvkp

Yo have you joined Robertism, its great man

by pope #3 October 28, 2020