Roastbeeftopus

An {octopus that resides in a tub, and will slap anyone trying to use the bathroom that does not have roast beef for him. He never leaves the tub unless very coerced, but he will alyways return. He always does....

An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles

by Joe Gorski December 17, 2004

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

roastbeef curtains

A girl who has large floppy vagina lips.

No one can find Katie's clit because her roastbeef curtains are in the way

by Calin July 11, 2006

roastbeef

When a girls pussy lips are discolored from the rest of the pubic area. Always a purple or brown color.

Carley Vogel had the worst roast beef I have ever seen.


Carley had more roast beef than a Deli.

by Steve-o! May 31, 2004

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

roastbeef

When a girl's vagina has been beat up and the lips hang out like an Arby's Roastbeef Sandwich

Damn, that girl has gotten around her vagina looks like roastbeef!

by Jason Bank November 4, 2007

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004