Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.

Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!

by Realtrunks December 29, 2018

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.

I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.

by rgcmd April 21, 2009

rittan

Someone who is absolutely incredible a truely one of a kind person. Kind and considerate always putting people before themselves... not to mention absolutely breathtaking with eyes that makes your list for words

Wow did you see that girl she is totally rittan

by Applepine May 14, 2020

Skin Sloughing Ritual

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.

Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

by AJ Porcelain November 4, 2011

Ritta

Ritta is the most beautiful intelligent woman you will ever meet, She always needs her beauty and can never see how pretty she actually is. She has beautiful brown curls and light brown eyes. She’s introverted and is not good at making friends. She puts her academics first, and pulls all nighters. She has low-key insomnia From pulling up all nighters for schoolwork. She’s a perfectionist but it’s also a realist. She over thinks and overworked herself but she is very mature. If you ever made a Rita in your life don’t let her go. she might be introverted, blunt, and too real at times but is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: I saw this girl freaking out about her graduation but she’s just in grade 9.
Person 2: Yeah that’s a Ritta.Yeah that’s a Ritta

by Nini…. November 19, 2021

Grave Ritual

It mean that someone's old enough to step in his grave. He's old enough to die already.

Kanker jood : Be brave and step in your grave.
Vader from the streets : All right. I'll perform the grave ritual.

by Realtrunks March 9, 2019