rightarded

"ruy'tahduhd", adjective
1. suffering from rightardation, a neurological condition that renders one terminally insensible to reason and the notion of social justice.
2. Prone to acts of extreme violence in the name of imperialism.
3. In favour of suppressing basic human rights (i.e. health care, education and the presumption of innocence) - unless you're rich.
4. Opposed to organised labour on the basis that it allows fat-cat unskilled workers to rip off downtrodden employers.
5. A complete and utter cunt.

BOY: Mummy, who is that woman?
MOTHER: That's conservative columnist Janet Albrechtsen, honey.
BOY: And why is she putting her tongue in the Prime Minister's poopie-hole?
MOTHER: Because she's rightarded.

by Archie Pellagow July 2, 2007

Rightard

The opposite of a leftard, but just as horrible.

Rightard: NIG-
Sane person: *Slaps rightard before rightard can say the N-word.

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019

Righties

Republicans.

Duh.

Righties love the rich and hate the poor.

by Laffynv December 3, 2010

Rightitude

The law of being right, Backs up other ideas that are right.

The reason you go to class is because it is the RIGHT thing to do. Rightitude

by dss9841 March 17, 2009

richtered

greatly shaken by some thing

Dude, I was totally richtered when I saw that move

by wobblepop June 27, 2008

Rightard

noun: Rightard; plural noun: Rightards
ˈrēˌtärd/

1.

a mentally and socially handicapped person

the Antonym for libtard

those rightards love guns more than their children's lives

by Some liberal cuck March 6, 2018

rightened

to straighten or smooth out one's clothing after sex.

Once their breathing returned to normal, Tristan helped to untangle them and rightened his clothing.

by Lynn Hubbard February 11, 2013