ride the white dragon

To snort cocaine. Not to be confused with white dragon.

Bill rode the white dragon again today and now he's passed out and bleeding from the schnoz.

by Funkdubious January 21, 2004

Riding the Black Dragon

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"

'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

by TMH88-UK October 3, 2012

Ride the Red Dragon

When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.

I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.

by Wilson Rain December 18, 2020

riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

Riding the Black Dragon

When you take all the drugs you can possibly afford at the same time.

Hey Tim, I'm Riding the Black Dragon later tonight, You in?

by jklolnoob November 30, 2015

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015