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'Rickets

1. A run down industrial property that has been re-purposed as a home or gathering place. Word derived from the rickety nature of the structures and the sound of crickets when the project begins.

2. English, Australian slang. A place where undesirables congregate. See ricket, phloid, larrikin
by phloid December 24, 2018
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wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
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Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.
I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.
Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"
by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007
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PeePee Rickets

A flaming homosexual and is severely attracted to African American population and this person and or thing. its origin traces back to Britain, it's urban term for weewee rickets. in other words its super gay
Dude that guy might be a Peepee Rickets
by Ur Overlord June 29, 2013
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jiminy rickets

An exclamation:
Indicates dismay or disbelief.

Can replace "jesus christ" or "oy vey" in exclamation form in most contexts.
Person A: "You hear what happened in class today?"
Person B: "Um... no?"
Person A: "This guy got expelled for having a BB gun in his zoom class"
Person B: "Jiminy rickets..." *slaps palm into face*
by WarningMinecraftIncluded November 25, 2020
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Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009
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