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Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).
"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."
by mryou September 8, 2009
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Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time
Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.
by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009
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Recursion

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by PoppingThemBottles September 16, 2023
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Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.
Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013
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recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.
Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.
by klopstock February 11, 2009
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reversi

Reversi is a game played on an 8x8 board with black-and-white pieces, or stones. The object is to have more of your color of stones on the board than your opponent. Stones can be reversed from one color to another by surrounding the pieces.

The game is over when neither player has any legal moves left. In Internet Reversi, you will connect over the Internet with your opponent.
Person unacquainted with the gift: Becky what do you do with your days after school now that you have relinquished all commitments?
Becky: One word. Reversi.
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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Recessionship

the state of continuing a relationship because you can't afford to move out and live alone.
I might get laid off, so I don't want to move out until the economy improves. My boyfriend and I don't have a relationship anymore; we have a recessionship.
by brraph March 31, 2009
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