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retrosex

A hookup or other episode of sex (such as the start of a new involvement) between people who dated or hooked up way back when, lost contact with each other for years, and became reacquainted.

See: http://thephoenix.com/Boston/Life/75527-Are-you-a-retrosexual/
She's not dating anyone right now, but she's had retrosex with two guys she hasn't seen since high school who she found on Facebook recently.
by my name is Cos January 25, 2009
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retrofecalion

the piece of shit that comes back after you thought you flushed it... and makes you wait until the tank is full again for another try (not to be confused with stagnofecalia, which see...)
I couldn't rush out of the bathroom because I saw there was a retrofecalion left in the john, so I had to flush it again.
by Rodrigo Kings July 12, 2004
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Retrotext

When you send a text or IM message and miss spell a word needing to resend the word or message for it to make sense
The man ripped while running past us..
In RETROTEXT: The man tripped while running past us
by Dyslexik November 28, 2010
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metroflex

1. a metrosexual who flexes his muscles and is in love with materialistic items and his physique.
2. A Doug from DU
Damn, metroflex is at it again, he wont get away from his window reflection.
by blurblub February 17, 2008
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retrosexual

1. The "hip" version; The opposite of metrosexual. Basically, any typical male who dosen't have a hissy fit over their own image like a shallow twat.

2. The real version; Anyone who has got a liking and embraces classic pop culture. This can be a various formats of like from sixties television to eighties music, there is no need to limit yourself to one decade just as long you don't really feel excited with today's current trends. (Which basically is starting to whore out the eighties at the moment anyway.) Also refferred to as having a "retrocrush".
Tyler "You are such a retrosexual Todd."

Todd "Suck it down bitch."
by ih8uplzdie November 1, 2004
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Retrosexual Woman

A Retrosexual Woman is a female who revels in 1940's style femininity--and abhors the coarseness of feminisim. Her stock in trade is an intoxicating combination of soft-spoken elegance, smoldering sensuality, and an air of wide-eyed innocence that most men cannot resist.

Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.

Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.
Susan never gets a traffic ticket no matter how fast she drives. She just smiles and winks at the officer, and he lets her go. It just isn't fair. She is such a Retrosexual Woman.
by Hot Lips Hannah August 10, 2010
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retrosexual

opposite of a metrosexual- a guy who doesn't care about his looks
I'm so over boys being prettier than me, my new boyfriend is totally retrosexual.
by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007
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