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retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
I am retired, so leave me alone.
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
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Retire

1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive pension.

2) To put out (baseball).

3) To go to bed (outdated).
1) He retired from work at age 67.

2) Durazo was retired on a pop-up to Spiezio.

3) It's getting late, so I'm going to retire.
by Phil Errup October 20, 2004
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Retired

A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn.
"I think she might be retired."
by Skalator June 8, 2009
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retirement

Retirement is when a robot that strongly resembles a human is killed. Because humans do not consider robots to be "alive" in the first place, killing a robotic servant of mankind is seen as "retiring" a machine and not murder.

The term originated in the openning scrawl of the science fiction film masterpiece, "Blade Runner", desribing what Blade Runners do to "Replicants" (robots so advanced they are indestinguishable from humans):

"Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.
This was not called execution. It was called retirement."

Loosely, the is often used in scifi circles to refer to any instance when a (usually) humanoid robot that is designed to look human is terminated by a human, such as on the 2004 Battlestar Galactica with the new humanoid Cylons (the new Cylon models are very similar to Replicants, and Edward James Olmos appears in both Blade Runner and BSG).
"Have you ever retired a human by mistake, Mr. Deckard?"
"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."

"Cally just retired Boomer!" (Cally has just shot and "killed" Boomer, who was revealed as a Cylon sleeper unit).
"Commander Adama retired Leoben by beating him with a flashlight"
"Starbuck's retirement of Simon was very graphic"
"Cally should get a medal for retiring that Cylon whore Boomer"
by Ricimer October 23, 2005
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retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.
I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.
by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010
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Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.
Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.
by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019
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retired

-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
by nicole April 20, 2004
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