Returning some Videotapes

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

Retrumplican

A Trump supporter that has abandoned traditional Republican values

He used to be a respectable person of principal but now he's just a populist retrumplican

by mindfull August 28, 2018

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter

"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"

by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023

Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Rethickulous

A term used to define a girl that is amazingly, ridiculously thick and sexy.

Damn, that chick was "rethickulous!"

by pbnate December 27, 2010

retaut

ret is short for retard. aut is short for autistic.

People we can call : retaut : mega knight and ebarbs spammers, me, and anyone who acts like a retaut

Tu est retaut.
Est-ce que tu as retautu a la tete.
Tu as le retaut dans le cerv.

by Vraimos? May 12, 2022