Italian Restraint

It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta

It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta

by EMADcarey August 6, 2017

prior restraint

The suppression of material that should be published, on the grounds that it is libelous or harmful, and may get your ass sued. The First Amendment limits the ability of the government to engage in the prior restraint of free speech.

"For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

by idyt November 19, 2016

Triple restraint

When a woman has a dildo-like object stuck in both her anus and pussy, and clamps on her nipples. She puts clothes on over these and goes about her day this way.

"Why is Rhonda walking funny, man?"

"Cuz this morning I set her up in a triple restraint."

by PussyPussywillow August 20, 2009

HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018