First Responder

First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.

Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.

by LatNerd May 11, 2011

not responding

This thing is happening when you have pentium 1 and open google chrom.

Your brain.exe (not responding)

by hehehheheheheheeheheheh March 11, 2017

resplendent

Sweet, chneprly magnificent awesomeness. Often literary or artistic.

I find Palahniuk's work to be a resplendent gem among other NYT best sellers.

by CheetahMastah November 21, 2006

cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

despondent

Fucking hopeless.

Johnny was despondent because his IQ was 4.

by Fred Jung. October 17, 2003

third responder

Refers to the third man in a gang bang.

Jimmy it's your turn to throw that hoe a good fuckin. You are the third responder. Now get your ass in there and lay some pipe!

by JoeyBomm April 9, 2020

Last responders

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021