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Revolving Door

When your internet connection is intermittent, your instant messenger app logs in and logs out repetitiously.
I hate it when my Yahoo Messenger does the revolving door!
by BlueLion January 26, 2009
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Reporning

Passing on porn once you're spent or contains subject matter that you really aren't interested in. Porn re-gifting.
Yeah, it's a reporning from Bob, who has finished his thing with the midget amputee porn. ooooh watch this bit.
by megamaid January 11, 2011
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Indonesian Reporting Commission

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019
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Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018
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Reading But Not Replying

RBNR is used in a chatzone where someone reads a message and doesn't reply.
Here's an example of someone Reading But Not Replying in a chat;

19:01 Dan: Hello? (READ 19:02)
19:03 Dan: I know your there:L (READ 19:03)
19:04 Dan: rbnr? (UNREAD)
by SamMorganOnline August 5, 2012
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repeating fag

Someone who repeats something you said sarcastically thinking they sound cool and try to make you look dumb, but end up looking like a fag for doing it.
Boy: "I did really good on my test! I got a 95 percent!"

Bully (sarcastically): "Oh, I got a 95 percent!"

Awkward pause.

Boy : "Wow, you're a repeating fag."
by J-MAC30 April 27, 2010
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History repeating itself

(n.) Any unfortunate event that closely resembles a prior one, that could have been avoided had people payed attention to history.
The Conservative governments' idea to re-introduce poll tax in the 80s was history repeating itself, as the peasants revolted as they did over 600 years before. Only now, they had workers' unions and a mortgage.
by Banastre July 16, 2004
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