Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Rempit

Young kids or sometimes older who if boys, they will wear those fake sunglasses, fake Supreme shirts, slippers and will go around with their cheap motorbikes.

If girls, they will wear fake Aldo black wedges, if donning the hijab, it will of course expose their somehow push up big boobs, super tight palazzo pants and also going around with their cheap motorbikes.

They also have very cringey love relationships that make us non rempits puke and of course, they love to do shit ass Tiktok videos.

Hey look, it's 3am and the rempits are at it with their loud ass motorbikes again.

My rempit sister , Amelia has broke up with her boyfriend and now she's doing a break up Tiktok video with a jiwang (sad) song as the background music.

by Pinkypig123 July 29, 2019

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

The god of all wii remotes

Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

by ___dennis___ November 10, 2019

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?

Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

by windjtd22 November 22, 2019

reptilian brotherhood

The highly devoted fan base of youtuber "Leafyishere". After leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. Now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to CS:GO such things as "HISSSS" or "Leaf a Like!"

My stream was pretty chill, until the reptilian brotherhood showed up.

by HISSSSSSSSSS December 4, 2015

Reptilian Dude

This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!

David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.

First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.

Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.

Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?

Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.

by Hoisin Saucy July 27, 2019

Remote learning

(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.

Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!

by BNOOMZ March 17, 2020