Ralph Macchio

The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.

Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.

by Evdonfbwunw August 16, 2017

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relsh

a cigarette. or to smoke a cigarette. commonly used by Sacramento Greeks.

ay re, wanna relsh?

or

lemmie get a relsh

or

RELSH!!!

by the relsher June 10, 2011

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A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.

Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.

"Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid."

by jenny macchio September 16, 2020

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Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

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Rock & Roll Ralphs

The infamous Ralphs grocery store on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Notorious for being packed around 2 to 3 AM after the clubs close, with drunken people trying to buy liquor for after-hours parties.

The scene of many alcohol-induced collapses and vomitings.

So named not only for it's late-night debauchery, but also it's proximity to Guitar Center, and the other music stores nearby on Sunset Blvd.

"Dude, was that What's-Her-Name from that sitcom puking all over the cashier at Rock & Roll Ralphs?"

by Mr. Body June 29, 2008

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