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relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.
Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness
by horny lepard March 29, 2010
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Relegation

Despite being better funded than most of the World's countries - Man City are doomed to relegation
by Leaskj January 3, 2009
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relaxationing

I will be relaxationing until I have to go back to work after the Christmas holidays.
by LTS412 January 1, 2010
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Relegation Battle

The process upon which a former champion or champies is dumped to the heap of forgotten losers.
e.g. I cant believe he is involved in a relegation battle. Pathetic, he should rather keep to himself.
by casman07 September 12, 2016
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Unijunction Transistor Relaxation Oscillator

Part of a circuit formed with a unijunction transistor and a capacitor. It creates a triangle wave and can be used as a timer instead of a 555 timer.

Why exactly you would look up this "smart" thing on urban dictionary is a long mystery.
He used a Unijunction Transistor relaxation Oscillator to create a flashing light to annoy his friends while they slept.
by zbx June 8, 2012
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relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
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relevation

n. remembering a profound event in your recent life... and forgeting it again because you are ripped.
ahhh yeah... i had a relevation today. Ummm. Yeah. Relevation, HA! Ok I forget now.
by Moniks April 3, 2008
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