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dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.
by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010
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reteard

Reteard • \re-Tear-da\ • noun

1 : A retard that is so retarded it brings a tear(s) to your eye.

2 a: A man or woman that is above and beyond the average retard

2 b: a man or woman who does or says things that even a normal retard wouldn't do or say

Reteared •\re-TEAR-ded\ • adjective

1: Used to describe someone's actions when simply calling them a retard doesn't quite sum it up; fairly atleast.

2: Used to describe someone's actions when they are worst than that of a normal or average retard; leading to tear(s) of embarrassment. You are likely embarrassed for them.
"Wow, that chick is a reteard. She just walked into a parked 18 wheeler. "

"That was the most retearded thing i have ever seen. Did she really just back up to the drive thru window to get ketchup and refill her drink?"

Guy 1 - "that guys is retearded"
Guy 2 - "Yah bro, he's wasted. I saw him take a piss right on the dance floor not even ten seconds ago"
by top cheddar November 29, 2009
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Death Rehearsal

Sorry. I can't go. I have Death Rehearsal tonight.
by xtankgirlx April 13, 2011
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Rehearsal

This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).
At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal.
by Sh1tfac3d December 6, 2013
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Rehearted

Adj. Re-hart-did - The attemp to be nice, but end up being annoying and stubborn. Thinking your helping out and being the mature one by going "out of your way" to help someone else out. Usally complicates the situation. Being reheated is usally followed by a rant, or unnecessary explanation. Common with retards.
Grayson : Let's take you car.
Marco : That's fine with me.
Mom Figure : NO TAKE MY CAR, IF U CRASH MY CAR HAS ONSTAR!
Marco : I can smoke in my car...
Mom Figure: MY CAR IS SAFE.
Marco: Your so Rehearted....
by DrKnotts March 1, 2010
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rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
by wonfuji January 19, 2013
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rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".
What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?
by Matt September 22, 2003
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