8 cent refund

When you get ripped off at a store and then you go back and damage or rob the property.

Tim: " Bro, Taco Bell forgot to put my nachos in the bag!"
Johnny: "F#@& that, you need to go get an 8 cent refund. Here take my gun."

by Junotwenty2 October 2, 2020

refuckingtarded

when fucking retarded just doesn't quite display the needed emotion.

"Why do you have to be so refuckingtarded?"

by Desiree Aho January 9, 2008

Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.

When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.

by Eltwinkinator June 12, 2018

Rubberband Refund

A tax refund from H & R Block, where one pays the penalty
fees and forgoes the full amount of their tax refund in exchange for an
instaneous pile of cash.

Dwayne got hisself a rubberband refund cause he couldn't wait no 2-10 weeks,
by then Lobsterfest be over!

by ktlr February 18, 2009

refucktor

A term used in software development to describe an unsuccessful refactor project.
Describes the outcome of a change that was intended to improve the underlying software but has actually made it worse.

This word is often used as an antonym for refactor.

The team have just spent 2 weeks on a refactoring project for the Scholarships functionality in AMS and now it no longer works. We must schedule another project to remedy this latest refucktor.

by Cut'n'paste coder August 21, 2013

refugalist

Someone who genuinely believes that the first Jurassic Park film is based on real life events.

"What's your velociraptor attack escape strategy?"
"Urm… you realise all the dinosaurs are dead, right?"
"No they're not. You've seen Jurassic Park!"
"You're such a refugalist."

by lucases March 25, 2013

google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.

I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.

by Craig Bz January 11, 2008