Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012

Reuben Micoch

A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.

"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.

Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock

by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008

Reuben

Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.

Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack

Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey

by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018

Rebensdorf

The man, the myth, the legend. Quit possibly the most bad ass mother fucker on the block.

Check out that dude with all those bitches.

Ya, must be a Rebensdorf.

by Heymotherbitch September 3, 2013

Rueben Barr

A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe

Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late

Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet

Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth

Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it

Gabe: please more daddy

Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch

Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr

by Mr_linguine August 26, 2019

Reuben

Imagine your dying of thirst in the desert and you see a wall around a giant ice cube. you want it so bad but yo can't get it. the ice cube is Reuben the wall is every sane female on the planet

I want Reuben so F#cking bad!

by THE REAL ONES () September 16, 2019

Reuben Editz

A British born YouTuber known for his Brawl Stars YTPs and other Comedic Videos. He is associated with the YouTuber Trickk

Reuben EditZ is a YouTuber

by Not Reuben EditZ August 17, 2020