Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

by tewkewl February 11, 2011

Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

by Liz86 November 1, 2010

Red Lobster

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

by skrimps10 July 27, 2010

Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020

Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

by twirderdy February 10, 2012

Red Lobster

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

by Flying viper March 6, 2018

Red Lobster

The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.

Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!

by Caroswen July 7, 2009